well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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