guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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