Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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