I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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