farters have to be the big spoon...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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