I don't think brook has ever known best
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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