Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
If I had your ass I would rule the world
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
