The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
you never un-have a 4some
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