Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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