PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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