I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
organizing the empties. That sober.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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