He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
