So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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