did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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