week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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