he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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