I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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