Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
