gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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