Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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