I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
send nudes
from the living room?
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