...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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