Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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