But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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