I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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