At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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