Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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