why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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