I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
