you traded sex for a burrito?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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