OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
My vagina just recognized that song.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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