If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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