I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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