# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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