he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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