The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
she was so not down for the gang bang
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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