Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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