We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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Oh Jesus.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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