There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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