Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Im just a social blackout drinker.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
