People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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