I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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