why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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