i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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