How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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