Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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