i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Randomize
