I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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