My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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