Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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