normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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