I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
