just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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