Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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