Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
