Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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