end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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